Warm funnel cake

It really can’t be defined but you know it when you feel it. Some say it’s when a man decides to pull out and cum between your buttcheeks and them they offer if you want confectioner sugar sifted on your ass.

Have you ever had a warm funnel cake?

by Richard Dangles August 31, 2022

Cakes

Cakes

Come get these cakes

by Poloman14 September 7, 2022

Cake by the ocean

When she’s got a nice ass but her pussy smells like fish

In Japan they’re so horny they eat cake by the ocean

by Dickmunchkin34.5 September 11, 2022

Patty Cake

Slang for clapping one's hands to a sick beat

I was playing patty cake to old Mcdonald last night. Grand old time.

by Winterleaf September 12, 2022

a party with dresses and cake and singing and dancing and cake

now that's a party.
a revenge party!

Janis: Imagine a party with dresses and cake and singing and dancing and cake!

by maplemcnamara October 28, 2022

Carrot cake

Its when someone with a big ass puts a carrot in their asshole

“God damn jessie gotta fat ass, shiiiiiiit you know I'm trying to get some carrot cake”

by MF.Shroom November 14, 2022

Hurricane Cake

Floridian specialty consisting of decorative Icing made to look like a hurricane for a hurricane party. Blackballed by Publix grocery store management for contributing to the promotion of illicit hurricane parties. Their idea is people should evacuate to safety and not get drunk and eat cake.

That is highly debatable.

In the end it winds up never being a serious storm at all. Central Florida gets worse afternoon thunderstorms than most "hurricanes". Storms with names just last a bit longer and have more palm fronds flying about. Unless you made the worst possible decision in your property choice (I.E. on the beachside) there is literally no reason to plan on anything but some rainy weather.

Sucks that your Publix isn't cool enough to ignore the company ban and make you a hurricane cake on the low man.

by dnbdave November 14, 2022