John

Im a john, were quite boring, we chill an play games with the boys. Yep thass about it.

Wow, why is John writing this at two in the morning

by one of the other johns January 10, 2022

John nory

A word to describe a men’s genitalia.

Wow Owen has a SMALL ‘John nory’

by Owens John nory November 20, 2021

Getting your long johns jimmy'd

Similar to getting stank on your hang low. However, this phrase refers to the flap commonly found on the hind quarters of flannel "long johns." To be on the receiving end of anal intercourse.

After noticing the sly look on his face Dan asked, "James are you getting your long johns jimmy'd?"

by Markusftr June 8, 2017

John

#9cmDick

Oh "lol" John, nice dick

by #18cm January 4, 2017

RA John

The most BANGIN RA. a man who takes his job seriously during the week (sometimes). He also will help you when you are sad, stressed, or need a good laugh. Most commonly spotted in a maid dress, getting schmacked on a Thursday. When you see an RA John, you need to stop and tell him in a commanding voice, "John. John I have sex. I have SEX John." When other RA's see him, they know they will never be like him.

Resident: "Oh man I hope I get an RA John next semester."
RA John: "There's only one RA John."

by Ninja hunter 234 December 9, 2021

traphouse john

The gentleman that lady pimp sends out from the Traphouse to bang the other hoes

Yep it’s joe thats the traphouse john these days he is quite good I hear

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself March 1, 2019

John Adams Day

John Adams Day is a day to celebrate anyone who goes by the name of John Adams. The day is January 1st.

I told my work I wouldn’t be able to come in today since it is John Adams Day.

by Joseph handman December 9, 2020