Yao Ming Jr.: I am such a fuckin pro at basketball. None of these cats can fuck wid my 6 foot 7 foot dunks. U mad?
Me: ... You bricked your last 4 dunks and you cant even make a free throw.. Are you fuckin dumb or have you just not woken up from whatever dream you were having?
Other Guy: Leave him bro, he's suffering from lil' wayne syndrome.
Me: ... You bricked your last 4 dunks and you cant even make a free throw.. Are you fuckin dumb or have you just not woken up from whatever dream you were having?
Other Guy: Leave him bro, he's suffering from lil' wayne syndrome.
by Your Mom's BOB April 9, 2012
Get the Lil' Wayne Syndrome mug.That horrible panic a girl gets when her period is late... even though she has never come close to having sex.
Jane: "Joan, I'm so worried! My period is late! What if I am miraculously pregnant?!"
Joan: "Sounds like Virgin Mary Syndrome."
Joan: "Sounds like Virgin Mary Syndrome."
by lolcopter:) October 17, 2011
Get the Virgin Mary Syndrome mug.A person (typically female) who is a self-acclaimed intellectual and philosophy freak. Nevertheless, she is an effortless cool girl, quiet, mysterious, and alluring. She may seem like the perfect girl at first glance, shockingly beautiful and incredibly different, however, she will leave you broken-hearted In the end. Those who suffer from this syndrome usually partake in distinct activities such as, cigarette smoking, listening to grunge music, reading 18th-century pretentious novels, and drinking plenty of vodka.
At the core of the syndrome is mental illness. Girls who have this syndrome are beautiful and alluring but cold and arrogant.
At the core of the syndrome is mental illness. Girls who have this syndrome are beautiful and alluring but cold and arrogant.
Max: She's just so alluring and different. I asked her what she was listening to on her headphones while she smoked her cig and she said The Smiths.
Joey: Uh oh erm... she sounds like she has girl interrupted syndrome.
Joey: Uh oh erm... she sounds like she has girl interrupted syndrome.
by nymphpop September 30, 2021
Get the girl interrupted syndrome mug.girl 1: "Why does Jessica look so worried all the time?"
girl 2: "She's not worried, she just has Jaden Smith Syndrome."
girl 1: "Oh. What a bitch."
girl 2: "She's not worried, she just has Jaden Smith Syndrome."
girl 1: "Oh. What a bitch."
by tastytacofridaysinmyass May 28, 2014
Get the Jaden Smith Syndrome mug.Traumatic case of Windows users who get computer crashes every hour, resulting in the horrors of the blue screen.
If you are a Windows user, like myself, you will experience the traumas of the Blue Screen System every so often.
If you are a Windows user, like myself, you will experience the traumas of the Blue Screen System every so often.
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003
Get the Blue Screen Syndrome mug.lil xan syndrome is a fan who had been subdued to to much lil xan and becomes fucking autistic retarded and gey homosexual
Example
Alex: bro lil xan is my dad uh uh jeffy uhhh
Trenton: bro u have lil xan syndrome u sped
Alex: fuck me
Alex: bro lil xan is my dad uh uh jeffy uhhh
Trenton: bro u have lil xan syndrome u sped
Alex: fuck me
by 69Blackman69 August 4, 2018
Get the LIL XAN syndrome mug.Fish-mouth Syndrome is a condition that infects most of the SJW community. You can tell if someone suffers from this just by their upright-triangular-frowning mouth appearance (which also exposes the front incisors). This facial expression gives the infected person a stink face, with subtle hint of mental retardation.
Patients with FMS (abbreviation for Fish-mouth Syndrome) often have attention seeking hair styles/color, wear nonprescription glasses, and have at least one body piercing. They are easily "triggered", which prompts them to uncontrollably defecate from their mouths.
Cure: Common sense and more exposure to the real world.
Patients with FMS (abbreviation for Fish-mouth Syndrome) often have attention seeking hair styles/color, wear nonprescription glasses, and have at least one body piercing. They are easily "triggered", which prompts them to uncontrollably defecate from their mouths.
Cure: Common sense and more exposure to the real world.
Barista: Welcome to Starbucks ma'am. How can I help you?
Fish-mouth Syndrome patient: Oh my god! Did you just assume my gender? How dare you?! I refuse to be oppressed by your white cis male privilege. I will boycott all coffee from now on since you offend me so much. RAGE RAGE AGAINST PATRIARCHY! Now if you would stop harassing me, I have a pitcher of male tears to consume. Check your privilege.
Fish-mouth Syndrome patient: Oh my god! Did you just assume my gender? How dare you?! I refuse to be oppressed by your white cis male privilege. I will boycott all coffee from now on since you offend me so much. RAGE RAGE AGAINST PATRIARCHY! Now if you would stop harassing me, I have a pitcher of male tears to consume. Check your privilege.
by ForFuckSakeMate September 12, 2016
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