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Jack Slapped

(v.) The act of slapping someone across the head with your peins.
Bob: Yo I totally Jack Slapped Snayha last night!
MING-MING: But how she's so much taller than you?
Bob: I brought a step stool.
MING-MING; Nice.
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Slap a tall person day

On the 30th of november is Slap a tall person day is a day where all people especially tall, are required to allow average height and shorter people to slap them throughout the day. If a tall person rebels or retaliate (such as slapping back) they are required to send a love poem to their crush or allow people to expose any secrets about them regardless to any actions taken beforehand to prevent this.
"All these tall people are so annoying slapping me all the time"

"Bro its slap a tall person day you can slap them back or expose them"
by AttackOfTheAverageHeight November 20, 2020
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f-slapped

When you find a bug in a product but engineering tells you that its not a bug, its a feature.
Oh dude, I just got f-slapped by eng again.
by ttm_monkey June 2, 2015
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Salami slap

it’s where you get so annoyed at someone you want to salami slap them
i got so annoyed at my mum i nearly salami slapped her
by yummyfish October 20, 2019
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Slap Rapping

With your bitch slap rapping and your cocaine tongue, you get nothing done.
by PapaPedro November 8, 2022
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slap like a seal

"Tonight's gonna slap like a seal"
by slapping like a seal January 12, 2021
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Slip Slap

The Slip Slap is when a male while receiving head (perferably while standing) slips his cock out of the mouth and slaps the female in the face.
"Dude, the other night i did the Slip Slap on a girl and she actually enjoyed it."
by Pinokatoke August 9, 2012
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