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Mexican Pinball

The phenomenon which occurs when a crew of painters drive their communal abode late on a Friday night after consuming a case of Modelo and a fifty of cocaine, usually done while flagrantly speeding and/or being totally oblivious to other mechanisms of traffic management in the continental United States, such as STOP/Yield/No U-turn signs etc.. Points are earned by bouncing off legally parked cars in residential areas, avoiding damage to real estate, young children, pets etc...
Goddammit looks like Rodrigo and his boys were playing Mexican Pinball last night. Gotta make another fucking insurance claim. This is why we can't haved nice shit in Kansas City, Kansas.
by Doctor Deez Nutz December 5, 2021
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Mexican tug of war

When a person takes a firm poop into another persons butt and then two people simultaneously use the hard poop as a double sided dildo in a contest of bumper butts pushing and pulling using their ass muscles to see who has the strongest butthole whoever maintains best grip and pulls the turd out of the other participants butt wins.
The two lovers in a unifying action completley disregarding cleanliness or morals played a game of mexican tug of war.
by Theuberdude May 19, 2024
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Mexican Fire Drill

After Mexicans heat up fish in the break room microwave you retaliate by putting a bag of microwave popcorn in for 10 minutes and watch it burn! I JUST PULLED A MEXICAN FIRE DRILL BRO!
Screw this smell of stinky fish in the microwave! I am pulling a Mexican Fire Drill
by Twnkie The Kid November 21, 2022
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Mexican Duel

When true full blooded Mexicans fight to the death both armed with machetes and rape the opponents dead buddy and his family.
Hombre Uno: I challenge you to a Mexican Duel!

Hombre Dos: Si Pendejo
by Hello(xx)? May 13, 2022
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Mexicans

The people you call on to mow your lawn, clean your house, and also rob you at the same time. Noone is better at scaling 12ft walls as well. A true asset to any community by how they leave garbage everywhere for us to clean giving us normal folk something to do on weekends. Often seen in home depot parking lots drinking one beer between 4 people is a real treat to watch as well. Rumor has it if they work a actual 9 - 5 job that pays taxes....They die! So thats about their only real set back
Why did the school girl sleep with a group of mexicans?

Her teacher told her to do an essay
by Said She Was 18 March 30, 2022
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Mexican Seaworld

When a bunch of guys all either eat Mexican foods/ tequila, then proceed to urinate into a pool and the water becomes yellow, warm, and spicy.
Guy 1: "Why is the pool so yellow?"

Guy 2: "It's not a pool, it's a Mexican Seaworld."
by HelloPity January 22, 2024
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