Cake woman

A cake woman is a modern term for an outdated concept. This particular one refers to an unmarried woman over the age of 25 being undesirable. It's the idea that if a woman's unmarried after 25, there must be something wrong with her and comes from the idea that Christmas cake is less desirable after Christmas. Both of these ideas are wrong.

Guy 1: Damn man, she's hot.
Guy 2: Dude, you can't date her. She's a cake woman. Ya know, over 25.
Guy 1: Well, thanks for telling me her age. Imma gonna go ask her out for drinks, and you need to update your attitude.

by SomeCaliGirl August 18, 2022

cake by the ocean

a song that is dirtier than you may think (or thought)

'dude I love the song cake by the ocean'
'you know that song is about having sex on the beach right?'
'... well now I do'

by SlipperyTrashMan August 11, 2021

Fuck Cake

A term used to describe basically anything that you want it to. It can be an insult as well.

Def1: Go get me the, the thing, you know, the uhhh, fuck cake.
Def2: You son of bitch stole my car! I’m gonna get you, you piece of fuck cake!!

by Biden is a dick April 6, 2021

Rainbow Caking#1

spoiling a suprise by bringing up that suprise in conversation because youre inatentive or are a b***.

we should make a rainbow cake for you guys. (and that is after you walk in with one for them)Rainbow Caking#1

by theurbangamer June 16, 2022

LaGuess Cake

Mr. Laguess, a thunder thigh king with the ass of a delicious cake.

“Damn homie. Look at that *LaGuess cake*”

by Lixity August 5, 2020

Crab Cake

When a man goes down and eats her girl out despite having a bad, smelly, and fungally yeast infection.

My friend: How did you and Abby celebrate her birthday?
Me: Me and Abby got a hotel room and she let me eat her Crab Cake!

by CK-HVACR August 11, 2024

Birthday cake

A buttock.

Alisa went to the club and got drunk. She then decided to show everyone how beautiful her birthday cake truly is.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 10, 2022