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Fruit Cake

A term used for being offensive, insulting them by calling them a fruit cake in a rude way whilst arguing.

It can also be used as a very nice term, by slowly calling the love of your life a fruit cake, you could start to win them over. They are both as sweet as each other.
Shut up! You don't know nothing about this!
Why don't you shut up you fruit cake!

Aww, my fruit cake, how are you feeling?
by Quicksand Boy January 10, 2018
mugGet the Fruit Cakemug.

Cake

Cake is slang for money, specifically large amounts of money.
"We've been countin' cake, hell yeah" Travis scott says in "Bake Sale" song from Wiz Khalifa !!
by dj Les mecs wahals August 10, 2016
mugGet the Cakemug.

blow cakes

A blow cakes is when ur cooking pancakes when ur getting a blow jay froM ur gf:)
Dam son I was gettin a blow cakes the other day and it was amazing!!
by pooter man May 17, 2010
mugGet the blow cakesmug.

Rubbing the old cake

When you have people coming over to visit and you want to ensure that they never visit again. Historically stems from people rubbing a slice of cake on the floor and dusty surfaces to ensure it tastes bad, leaving a 'bad taste' for the visitors.
Oh no, my family is coming over to visit. I guess we are going to be rubbing the old cake, again.
by tom-ed September 13, 2021
mugGet the Rubbing the old cakemug.

money cake

i just won the money cake at the local lottery, yay
by Sexydimma February 14, 2015
mugGet the money cakemug.

Chimney Cake From Siófok

You have to hold your shit for a week to make it really hard. Instead of you take an ordinary shit, you have to fill it to the girl's pussy. After that, you must pull it out with your mouth or eat it.
- Heey dude why your mouth smells like shit.
- I just gave a hooker a Chimney Cake From Siófok.
by Confectioner420 August 21, 2018
mugGet the Chimney Cake From Siófokmug.

Ass cake

Verb; When a girl has a bad yeast infection so you have to fuck her in the ass and then you frost her with your jizz.
Had to make that ass cake and it wasn’t that bad. 8/10 would make more ass cake.
by GutterHooligan January 30, 2022
mugGet the Ass cakemug.

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