good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet in the morning.

"Ethan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?"
"I'm doing a good morning and god bless, Hila!"

by CaptainSpaceCat May 23, 2018

God’s Calculator

A horse

You know what they say; God’s Calculator is a horse

by DefinitelyNotD January 23, 2025

God

the creator of all things

and is NOT just dog backwards idk why yall gat to be so rude

Christian: There is one GOD

Muslim: Facts but its not Jesus
Christian: u sure bud?
Hindu: No there are over a trillion GODs
Pagan: Nah Mother Nature is god ngl
Christian, Muslim and Hindu: SHUT UP
Atheist: Have yall ever heard of science!

by SHLKNSBMB April 5, 2024

I swear to god no crosses count

U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.

Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t

I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count

by Partygoer n kingsheep January 8, 2024

God

The Word Of God is a Placeholder Word Nomenclature for Nature

God Is All

by Meth Ean Tich Rist March 19, 2022

God-BanBan

A holy version of BanBan from the hit game Garten Of BanBan has a halo and is white, with yellow banbaleena being his wife. Together they created the universe of garten of banban and all of the creatures in it. In the 22 Century they created versions of themselves that were blessed and descended into the kindergarten to reunite all of the monsters in there.

I heard God-BanBan created the world, I recently started praying to him and created a cult around him.

by Hahaplop123 July 21, 2024

God

The eternal first cause of the universe.

Atheist: god is not real.
christian: yea then who created the universe?
Atheist: nothing duh..
christian: wow your smart.

1000TH DEFINITION OF GOD WOOOOO

by ThatGuyWhoGot1000thGodDef August 17, 2021