Legal Simp

A person who has documents from a court of law that allow them to pursue fit men and women. A non-legal Simp is looked down upon by society.

“Dude, Leslie is so hot.”
“Didn’t she get a restraining order on you?”
“Yeah, but I’m a Legal Simp, so its overridden.”

by Lifel1k3 April 11, 2022

simp

A simp is something that people call you when you do whatever your girl/boyfriend asks of you or you say-kitten, lovey dove, sugar, butterfly, babygirl/boy, etc., or when you daydream about your crush or fangirl about them.

"Ha! You're such a simp for Joanne!"

by vannytheparanormaljournalist October 19, 2021

simp

tyler

person: Duuuuddeee tyler is being such a simp
person 2: Dude he’s literally just being himself, he is The Simp

by littlebabymonkeyboy July 18, 2020

Simp

Mustafa is the definition of a simp

Mustafa is a simp

by MOAA June 21, 2022

Simp

Airon Del Reyes is a simp for me

Airon is simping for me

by itssarahbenny November 2, 2020

simp

a man whomst devours females, will most often be a white knight and watches anime.

Woman on the internet: "OMG i am broke and single!"

Simp: "no u r not u r beautiful i will donate you $200 whats your patreon?"

by ShrimpTheSimp May 26, 2020

Simp

A guy who shows affection to a girl just to lead her on

Tia: Hey brittney how are things going with you and tylar?
Brittney: Not well I found out hes a simp.

by lauren Robbie May 7, 2020