ball choker

Someone who chokes when pressure is on the line

Someone who chokes on balls

After I dropped the ball, my supervisor called me a ball choker

Last night when we were having sex, my wife choked on my balls and I called her a ball choker

by _hb32 January 1, 2017

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Cowboy balls

When your testicle's become stretched after years of hitting the saddle.

I can't nude hike anymore because my cowboy balls seem to attract briars.

by Ellio's Pizza January 4, 2017

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A person who is always receiving but never giving. They like to wear tight shirts and pants. When you go to the bar, don't expect them to pickup a round or even one of their own drinks. Always looking at their phone in their own technology bubble. When you need someone to hangout with, they will be there.

Last night, KLong was acting like a real Choch Ball.

by Psuedonyms January 12, 2017

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Newton Balls

When guys scissor and their balls smash together

Guy1: we scissored and I got newton balls

by hobowdahhhh January 25, 2017

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Cadillac Balls

When you're too cheap to fly somewhere for a girl and end up having to borrow the old man's Caddy to get there and then you STILL get rejected.

Jake was too damn cheap to fly down to Miami so the idiot DROVE there to make love to Samantha and found out she REALLY ONLY liked him as a friend. He clearly suffered from Cadillac Balls that week.

by JSP2 September 13, 2012

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Stealth Balls

Noun, property of a motor vehicle, which, while it doesn't slam you back into your seat with acceleration, nevertheless reaches surprisingly high speeds with little or no sensation of speed.

My sister's Camry has Stealth Balls, I was driving down the street, glanced at the speedometer and was doing 80 in a 25 zone.

by BB5710 December 4, 2012

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