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I missed the part where that's my problem 

Something you say to someone when they have mentioned something you don't give a fuck about or isn't relevant.
Person1: Hey man, I was sick yesterday.
Person2: I missed the part where that's my problem.

Student: I was late because I missed the bus..
Teacher: I missed the part where that's my problem.
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Shrek's Dick 

The biggest one in the swamp.

Instantly makes you so moist that you can't even handle it.
As soon as that slimy tentacle reaches your throat, you'll go into cardiac arrest from it's extreme length.
If you are looking for some good dick, ask Shrek.
"Have you had a dick appointment lately?"
"Yeah, it was Shrek's Dick!"
"HOLY SHIT! HOW ARE YOU NOT IN A WHEELCHAIR??"
Shrek's Dick by strummedonny June 8, 2018
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Ashleigh S.

The most beautiful women you will ever meet, inside & out. She's so angelic you will swear she's from another universe. She will never judge you, only shower you with acceptance and teach you better (perhaps followed with a hard slap across the face.) She has no idea how amazing she truly is either. Her imperfections fit her like a glove-as if she were meant to be this beautiful catastrophe you can't help but stare at/get lost in. But don't forget, the devil was once an angel too, & this one was blessed with mad game and hard feelings, leftover from bitter heartaches and heartbreaks. If you ever get the time of day & are stupid enough to cross her, she will take back her endless amount of loyalty and shatter your heart into a million pieces faster than she gave it to you. She tries to stay low and keep to herself, yet everyone is always asking about her. She makes friends very easily but is always wise about who she keeps around for the long-term. She loves supporting other women, and although some won't like her, it's typically because they are filled with jealousy & hate of what she is. Although at times she can be very quiet and shy, she has a mind of her own & probably more balls to say what's on it than any of you do. She's independent and will have no problem reminding you of that. She's full of all the love and resilience in the world and is truly just a one of a kind. Not to mention, she ages like a glass of fine wine. I will always be rooting for my beloved Ashleigh.
GUY 1: "BRO WHO ARE THOSE GROUP OF PPL STANDING OVER THERE?"
GUY 2: " OH, WE CALL THOSE THE ASHLEIGH S. STANS"
GUY 3: "YEAH, ONCE YOU JOIN THE CLUB THERE'S NO GETTING OUT... JUST ASK OUR BUDDY JAKE."
Ashleigh S. by Smartiepants July 25, 2019

smoker's remorse 

The feeling you get when you light up a cigarette, then halfway through, you realize you don't feel like smoking it anymore.
Dude, you wanna finish my cigarette? I've got a bad case of smoker's remorse.
smoker's remorse by James_DP March 11, 2009

Satan's rimjob

The terribly painful burning sensation one's anus has after eating extremely spicy and/or poorly prepared foods and trying to crap it out. It literally feels like Satan himself is poking his head out of your ass and ferociously licking your anal cavity. There are individuals who actually enjoy the burning feeling that comes after the SRJ.
Jack: Dude. I don't feel so good.
Dj: What's wrong, man?
Jack: I had some Taco Bell awhile ago. I think I feel an SRJ coming.
Dj: Oh shit. I'm sorry dude. Satan's rimjob's fucking suck.
Jack: Dude, I love SRJ's. It feel so good afterwards.
Dj: ...That's fucked up man.

world's biggest superstar

A celebrity who has achieved unprecedented and monolithic global mega stardom. An epoch-defining icon who can transcend countries and cultures to receive worldwide adulation.

Etymology: The term is usually associated with the Pop God Michael Jackson. NME editor David Moynihan referred MJ world's biggest superstar in an article "Michael Jackson: 1958-2009 – obituary" dated June 26, 2009.
Jackson‘s status as the world’s biggest superstar was confirmed at the 1983 Motown
Records party, when he ‘moonwalked’ to ‘Billie Jean’ before an audience of millions.
- by David Moynihan (Editor of NME)

Michael Jackson is the world's biggest superstar and perhaps the greatest entertainer of all time.

- taken from documentary "Michael Jackson - The Trial and Triumph of the King of Pop", directed by Wilson Ebiye

congressman's coffee 

If you ever find yourself drinking hard liquor--especially whiskey--before 9 a.m. and need to justify yourself, call it Congressman's Coffee and put it in a coffee cup.
It's called Congressman's Coffee, 'cuz it comes in a cup--and you're not an alcoholic if you drink it all up; you're a statesman worried about the next generation and their constant crisis of a fiscal situation.