late teen meat

large amount of muscle grown from the age of around seventeen which can boost male confidence if they have not been well muscled before that age.

16 year old, small, thin, sticklike

17 year old, shirt bursting at the seams as he grows extra muscle, ie, late teen meat

by JFwolves December 14, 2012

Creamie meat hill

When one ejaculates and the result ends up on the lower torso or belly of the subject, a creamie meat hill is born.

This creates a sticky situation (pardon the pun) as you have to wash before it dries.

I have a few nights to myself, there might be a creamie meat hill or two involved.

Lonely nights call for lonely measures, a creamie meat hill it is

She wouldn't let me spaff on her tits so I creamie meat hilled myself.

by Ally Kappa May 6, 2019

Mangled meat

When your vagina looks like it's been run through a meat grinder

My boyfriend leaves the light off during sex because he's afraid to see my mangled meat

by Ju1975 January 20, 2017

meat xylophone

a very muscular chest and abdomen

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a meat xylophone in almost all of his movies.

by chickenblender October 7, 2008

Meat riding

Kivuva

Kivuva can’t keep preetham sick out of his mouth. He loves meat riding.

by Haggaisjrb September 16, 2023

Meat stick

Meat stick is an alternate name for a guy's penis.

Randy: Why the hell does Gina keep staring at you with a huge ass grin?!

Dan: I tortured her Cooter Box with my Meat Stick.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

meat lovers phase

When a currently straight man used to sexually experiment with other men.

Link: “I had a meat lovers phase”
Rhett: “Is that a euphemism?”

by KittyGum May 27, 2024