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Ass Water

When a big smelly fat guy is so abnormally huge, he cannot normally bathe due to the inability to fit in the bath.

Therefore mister fat ass has to remove the shower head. From here fat ass will proceed to sit his giant hole on the edge of the bath while running the hot water from the hose pipe directly into his brown eye.

This act of cleaning by the fat ass, generates a byproduct known as ass water.
Person 1: Hey man, did you see Pip is so fat he washes his hole into the bath with the shower hose.

Person 2 : Yeah I heard about the fat bastard, imagine getting a mouthful of that ass water....yock!
by Uncle father November 30, 2022
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Mom Water

A non-carbonated line of hard "seltzers" with a variety of flavors with names like, 'Karen' and 'Julie'.
1. "hey Julie, are those Mom Water's any good?"

"Oh my God Becky, this shit tastes so bad, I mean who understands this hard seltzer trend, it's like every beverage company has to have one, this really sucks, it's just so ... flat."

2. "Hey bro, try one of these Mom Waters."

"Fuck that bro, it sounds like something from MILF squirting porn."
by PaulKatt September 14, 2022
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islantic mountain water

THE APOCALIPS IS HAPPENING BUY SOME islantic mountain water
by AMANUEL TESSEMA September 18, 2022
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Benjamin Evelyn Waters

Benjamin Evelyn Waters:

Born: (sometime in the 1800s per his demeanor)
Died: September 27th, 2035

Born in the quaint town of Heidelberg MS Benjamin Evelyn Waters was the proud adopted and abducted son to a family of beavers. Strange as it may sound, Benjamin surely enjoyed his grueling education in his younger years as he learned to stop up the city’s water supply with twigs and dead cats as he used his bodily functions as jet propulsion through the various streams and sewers. He became well known for his skills in sticky things and outlandish sentences, so much so that a community near his town was promptly named in honor of his frequent visits to its meadows where he delivered copious amounts of Benjamin Evelyn Waters seedlings to fellow female beavers.

Benjamin Evelyn Waters pursued his aspirations to leave his primitive ways, and become a great man. Sadly, this did not happen. He did however become a very accomplished literary writer. He is best known for his auto-biography: “The Transgressing Life of a Silent But Deadly Man,” and his renowned poem, “Oh My Weary Soul, Why Hast Thou Fucked Me?”

Not much is known about Benjamin Evelyn Waters middle-age years, as no one cared to record his life events. This, as he would later go on to comment, “ was not anyone’s fucking business anyway.“

Benjamin Evelyn Waters died on Sept 27th, 2035 after farting so violently that his heart burst asunder.

He is survived by his concubine, Desiree, and his son Theodore Relevance Waters
“Here lies Benjamin Evelyn Waters amidst a field of roses.
The gas could not wait, but the strain was too great,
And now he drinks with Moses.”
by Lather Me With Butter September 20, 2022
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nicolas waters

by HooverDamMan September 25, 2022
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Water boarding

When you pull out and cum on a girls face resulting in some getting up her nose.
Water boarding- the act of nutting up a girls nose after sex
by Lord darkseid September 25, 2022
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Sparkling water

It's literally just water but for bouge people who think their too good for normal water
Person 1: What do you wanna drink?
Person 2: Sparkling water.
Person 1: Just drink fucking tap water.
by GeeLuver September 26, 2022
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