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Safety Roll

The backup roll of toilet paper set on top of the toilet, just in case the primary roll of toilet paper is all used up. Often a staple in households with prepared and future-minded individuals.
I thought I was going to have to wipe with just 2 squares of toilet paper. Fortunately there was a safety roll.
by Dez872 February 28, 2011
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Magical cinnamon roll sword

Someone who hides they’re gooey sensitive interior inside crusty exterior. Acts like they aren’t sweet but really are. A wonderful friend. Always up for adventure and down for road trips to anywhere. Makes a lot of dad jokes. Some are funny.
Valerie is a magical cinnamon roll sword who is too good for this world
by Hernerbernerner June 3, 2018
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Stank-roll

To produce ass wine unstbenknown to other occupants of a vehicle in the winter time. (see ass wine)
Dude, sorry you just got stank-rolled.

I stank-rolled that whole bus on the way to school today!!
by The Caribou December 14, 2010
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Tuck and roll

Tuck and roll

When have a wank and need to get rid of the contents. Pinch the end of your Pennis and then roll your jizz in the toilet
Adrian wanted to finish his wank but did not have a container. So he pinched the end of his Pennis and rolled when to the bathroom to Empty tuck and roll
by JIMMY J July 28, 2022
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Sausage roll

A sausage roll is a silly sausage of a man boy that keeps rolling in his car, chasing money and chasing ladies as though he still had potential in his life. But he long since failed
Look at Jude still going on shopping tours of Asian cities like his good education is still going to get him that stock market job. I heard he’s not even living for romantic love anymore. What a sausage roll!
by Bowslosski December 19, 2023
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Montana Cinnamon Roll

While fucking someone in the ass, right before you cum you pull out and put your dick on their face. As you cum, swirl your dick along their face in a circular motion. The resulting brown and glazed look should resemble a cinnamon roll.
I met this heifer at the bar last night, totally gave her a Montana Cinnamon Roll!
by HeiferHunter November 6, 2021
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Yeast roll

A funny joke about fat girls and yeast infections.
Me:”Aye, what do you call a fat girl with a yeast infection?”
Homie:”What?”
Me:”A yeast roll!!!”
by yrc.colt February 9, 2021
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