Can I Come?

Be careful when you're talking about plans around the "Can I Come" kid. Even if you didn't invite him, he still won't read the room and say those dreaded words...

You'll be forced to make an excuse not to let him tag along, but it won't matter because he won't take no for an answer.

Person 1: Alright I gtg, I have a date soon.
Person 2: Cool, can I come?
Person 1: *Politely declines*
Person 2: WhYyYYyYYYYy?

by MousePadKing May 20, 2022

i did a poop

i did a poop

i did a poop

by Ragster November 30, 2020

Did i ask

A comeback to basically anything and a mood killer

Person 1: i won my basketball game today. Person 2: Did I ask

by UR MOM THE THIRD February 15, 2022

i did it for the lulz

A phrase used in the highly successful movie Smiley where the character would type the phrase into HideandGoChat video call typing"i did it for the lulz" 3 times in which the person on the other end of the call is game ended

Me: So i was on HideAndGoChat...
Dave: and?...
Me: I like total game ended someone I did it for the lulz
Dave: thats well funny lulz xd *troll face*
Me: *rofl copter*

by iamturle November 26, 2020

And I was like yo

This sentence can be used when you are surprised at something mostly when you find out who someone likes or if you love someone.

Jane: Umm... I like Bobby
Me: And I was like yo

*boy looks at a girl he likes*: and I was like yo

by The_Godly_Dude January 28, 2019

i wanna baby

When a teenage girl really wants a baby but doesn't want any one to know

Emma wants a baby but she is 16.
"I wanna baby"

by lalalalane May 25, 2020

I forgort 🗿

When you forgor but you are straight

I forgort 🗿 plsss I need straight sex oh my god

by Iforgort November 23, 2021