Chocolate Croissant

Noun: refers to an act of sexual intercourse between a white female and a black male, typically after purchasing Starbucks or other coffee related items.

Yeah man, I totally gave her a chocolate croissant.

by Randomshi69 June 5, 2021

Chocolate Flonase

When one presses their rectum up against their partners nasal cavity. Then uses flatulence to clear out the others sinuses.

My sinuses were clogged up. So I got my boyfriend to do a Chocolate Flonase. He pressed his sphincter firmly against my left nostril and whilst holding my breath, he farted in my nasal cavities. Cleared my sinuses and I was able to eat the corn kernels left over.

by EltoeCam February 19, 2025

chocolate slug

When someone sucks a turd out of a partners asshole right before the point of ground-hogging. More specifically when the turd is smooth and has no lumps.

“I’m gonna need to take a shit soon.”
“Oh you want me to give you the chocolate slug?”

by squishsquishpanties May 18, 2025

chocolate dip

When you fill up the toilet with so much shit that your dick gets a little dirty. That's what we call a chocolate dip.

Man I just had so much diarrhea that I got a chocolate dip.

by ratdad209 February 4, 2023

chocolate fudged

Where a lover poops on your face.

Last night was intense, I got chocolate fudged by my wife.

by Golf swinger on the daily December 15, 2016

100 chocolate balls

What Teardrop turned into Two for episode 6 of TPOT, or the power of two, and what tree found first, but teardrop used instead.

Look! 100 Chocolate balls! *Walks away and Teardrop uses them to turn into Two*

by Dumb lesbian December 4, 2023

chocolate rim

When your partner has diarrhea get it and rim a cup with it and drink out it, out of respect.

My partner ate 3 laxatives so i did a chocolate rim.

by Braylen the virgin June 18, 2022