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Saggy Ball Syndrome

When a man's wrinkly scrotum dangles and swings much lower than any testicles ever should.

skin tight faggy emo jeans will not help this syndrome
When Shaquanda Latifa Jackson worked as a CNA at Shady Acres Retirement Home, she witnessed many instances of Saggy Ball Syndrome as she changed adult diapers all day.

Guy in crappy local band:
"Maybe if I get a lot of awesome ass tattoos, the bitches in my love life won't be so aware of my Saggy Ball Syndrome"
by BallJ0ckeyTitsMcGee March 3, 2010
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Post-Nap Syndrome

Post-Nap Syndrome, PNS, is a tiredness and/or confusion following short or long naps. Usually associated with a prolonged period of waking up.
"I tried to finish my homework after my afternoon nap, but i was hit with major post-nap syndrome."

"dude that sucks, i had pns after math class"
by Barrelsofmooney April 15, 2008
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Bob Barker Syndrome

When Bob Barker on the Price is Right calls up a contestant and they run up screaming and yelling. An even more severe case is when a contestant wins a bid goes into epilepsy and start attacking Bob Barker.
by J@m3$ H@nl3y May 12, 2007
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1. The agonizing mental process of accepting that football season is finally over.

This serious mental disorder afflicts millions of Americans every year, usually in the second week of February. Effective therapy is not available until the following August, at the earliest.

2. A crisis in the national spirit that is mitigated (only slightly) by the arrival of March Madness -- the NCAA basketball tournament.

3. The realization that life as we know it has ended, at least for six torturously long months.

4. Proof that Arena Football will never take the place of the real thing.
Hank was hospitalized on February 12 with severe anxiety and chest pain. Following a series of CAT scans at the Mayo Clinic, he was diagnozed with Football Withdrawal Syndrome (FWS). May God have mercy on his soul.
by Peter Kobs January 1, 2010
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Real Nigga Syndrome

Real Nigga syndrome is chronic disease that develops from a young age, when you are surrounded by pure realness. This disease is prevalent in the Hispanic and African American communities, and is lacking in caucasian ones.
Justin: Damn nigga you real as fuck
Sa'eed: Yea I know nigga, but thats because i hang around real niggas 24/7 bull.

Justin: Word up we both got that shit my nigga. G Shit.
Sa'eed: damn you developed that shit at a young age too.
Justin: Yup Real Nigga Syndrome
by Jaythoven March 21, 2017
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Fat Chick Syndrome

The common behaviors that often associated with fat girls; however, sometime also occur in fat guys. Some of the behaviors are retarded remark or opinion that nobody cares about, spacing out, moody, and weird annoying laugh when they're alone or without any reason.

Also when a skinny chick thinks that she's fat and starts complaining about her weight and acting all crazy and retarded to the point that you just want to smack her.
Did your girl hung out with her fat ass co-worker again? She's showing sign of fat chick syndrome and it's annoy the shit out of me. You need to get her to stay away from that crazy fat bitch.
by Socal Native August 7, 2011
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sheltered girl syndrome

When a girl is so sheltered from anything sexual that she becomes a slut
Hey sue why did you become a slut?
Sue: Because my parents never let me experiment, and they made me have sheltered girl syndrome
by riot186 February 7, 2012
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