sucks to be you

HA HA my life is so much better than yours right now, im so glad that you have to live through being you HAHAHAHAHAHA

"I have a science test and math test to study for, plus a 700 word essay on the orgin of the word the"

"HAHA sucks to b u"

by Lizard June 14, 2004

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Suck gold medals

When a Man sucks another mans penis for pleasure

Brian likes to suck gold medals for fun.

by Johnsonthesonofjohn August 15, 2021

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Suck some balls hoe!

Means Suck some balls hoe!

Suck some balls hoe!

by Suck some balls hoe! June 27, 2020

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The Suck and Crush

The Suck and Crush is a sex move where you get done sucking your partners phalice, and then you crush your partners phalice against your head like a beer can!

Girl: I'm sadistic so I'm gonna perform The Suck and Crush on Daniels dick lol.
Girl 2: What's The Suck and Crush?
Girl: When you crush your partners dick like a beer can
Girl 2: What the fuck holy shit. What the fuck is wrong with you- I'm telling Daniel WTF
Girl: Hahahahahaha

by ZenTheEpicManEpicly June 4, 2020

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HALF SUCKED BLACK BALL

A half cast with black and white parents

Kid1: Both my parents are new zealand born Europeans.

Kid2: My father is Maori and my mother is English.

Kid1: So your a HALF SUCKED BLACK BALL

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS September 4, 2021

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Bingle Bongle Suck of Schlongle

colloquially known as the S U C C
this is the form of sex called a blowjob in which the penis is placed in the mouth of a woman instead of their vaginal regions, this can be used as a method of 2, maybe 3 dicks in a girl at once. (MmM, kinky)

If this event is to be undertaken, please call
44+ 23453453924

Sentence examples can't be blank soo... -_-
"Yoo Dave, Angela gave me the Bingle Bongle Suck of Schlongle in return for some watermelon sugar"
"Yoo, Thats sick"

by TheSlangMaker420 May 14, 2021

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