"I really must wear something more supportive than boxer shorts when I run. My penis is raw from all the trunk slaps. It sounds like two elephants high-fiving when I run downhill."
by fairycakesupprise August 15, 2016
Get the Trunk Slapmug. Seanaholic lemonade also penisless, it’s an alcoholic beverage famous in western ct for is delicious taste and intoxicating effect
by Chris Nicholson March 10, 2021
Get the SLAPSmug. 
Something really good as in;
Relates to when you slap your dick on a woman’s pussy lips, because it’s so good it gonna make you cum.
Relates to when you slap your dick on a woman’s pussy lips, because it’s so good it gonna make you cum.
by The_Spartan148 April 4, 2020
Get the Slaps Dickmug. 
While at pike street market in Seattle, some visitors have received this discount of 5 percent reality check. You must be passing through, unaware of your surroundings and slapped in the face by a raw salmon that is thrown across from an employee to another as part of their gimmick.
Albert got the salmon slap discount again.. It seems to be helping his ADHD. I added to psychological evaluation.
by Petesbeeps April 18, 2018
Get the Salmon slap discountmug. by SeevaGooner March 28, 2023
Get the Slap Happy Grand Pappymug.