Piss-Jaw

(noun)
When you’re holding in pee for way too long and suddenly get that random tingling, zapping, or sharp nervous-system “lightning bolt” feeling that shoots through your jaw. Usually followed by panic, leg-wiggling, and speed-walking to the nearest bathroom.

“Bro, I was stuck in traffic for 40 minutes and the piss-jaw hit me so bad I thought my teeth were gonna vibrate out.”

by MAFIO BILL & WIZARD INC. December 5, 2025

Piss Filter

An annoying well-known yellowish discoloring of any AI-generated image created by ChatGPT.

Yo bro, that image you posted was generated by ChatGPT!
How could you tell?
**PISS FILTER!**

by Xemdation December 7, 2025

Piss car vs Cum car

A satirical (and often crude) remix of a “
gas vs electric car cartoon (Ben Garrison), where the gas-car becomes “cum-car” and the electric-car becomes “piss-car” (or vice versa) — used to mock or defang the original political message.

Piss car vs Cum car

“You will never be a real car” says the cum car to the piss car

by EMD F59PHI December 10, 2025

Roman’s Piss

When you went into the bathroom for some other arbitrary reason and decide to piss since you’re already in there.

“When in Rome, piss as the Roman’s Piss” - Confucius

by roanotherwan December 13, 2025

Piss-Head

The act of urinating in someone’s mouth while they are sucking on your penis.

“Yeah bro, Sarah gave me some piss-head last night!”

by Freudian98 December 20, 2025

Under piss

The action of peeing under an underpass

“Yo bro look over there, someone’s under pissing”

by coolperson183867 December 29, 2025

Piss Gloves

Often occurs during blizzard after six or seven beers, you are driving with winter heavy gloves and have piss. Male takes winter gloves off and dip cock into each finger hole of winter glove while pissing uncontrollably. When all finger and fist hole are full piss, you sorry. Nothing to do but take glove off and put in dryer 60 minute high heat to create piss glove.

Benjamin Button made Piss Gloves in Twister when he saw funnel cloud and slapped cum out of Helen Hunt until he hydro slammed storm shelter. Keanu and Sandra loved how fast it happen.

by robkapfer4 December 30, 2025