Did I ask?

One of the worst comebacks you could ever do.

Person A: Hey did you guys play That South Park videogame? It’s so good

Person B: Did I ask?

Person A: The world doesn’t revolve around you Fuck face

by MUGlol69 January 17, 2022

I am a mug.

a definition for your awesome mug

Mug: I am a mug.

by some random ass kid January 19, 2022

I don't wike it

This phrase was said by the greatest Chris of all time.... Chris Evans in an interview with Jimmy Fallon.
In his Bostonian accent, he changes the l's and the r's into w's making "I don't like it" into " I don't wike it."
His nephew too speaks like this and he claims that this incorporated with his day to day vernacular.

He claims to say " I don't wike it" a few thousand times to just to himself under his breath.
I don't wike it is a cute way of saying I don't like it
He even said this phrase in an interview with Jeremy Renner

Friend 1: hey let's go and work out.
Friend 2: Noooo... Please no.
Friend 1: what!? Why?
Friend 2: i don't wike it.

by huCkleBerRy_mUffIn May 13, 2022

Can I Come?

Be careful when you're talking about plans around the "Can I Come" kid. Even if you didn't invite him, he still won't read the room and say those dreaded words...

You'll be forced to make an excuse not to let him tag along, but it won't matter because he won't take no for an answer.

Person 1: Alright I gtg, I have a date soon.
Person 2: Cool, can I come?
Person 1: *Politely declines*
Person 2: WhYyYYyYYYYy?

by MousePadKing May 20, 2022

I yk you

Another very special way to say I love you to the cutest person ever

Felipe, I yk you so much yk?

by Ireallylovefeli<3 May 29, 2022

I hate u

I love u

him: "I hate u"

Her: "I hate u too, loml"

by Hwru March 13, 2022

Did I ask

The most popular, boring, generic comeback in the history of comebacks. Literally everyone uses this comeback.

You: Your mom left you cause your a mistake!

?: Did I ask?

by jaikaii March 23, 2022