Slap Horny

A state of being in which exhaustion or lack of sleep causes a person to become sexually aroused.

Bob, I don't care that you only got 2 hours of sleep last night and are slap horny, get your cock off of me!

by slappyhorny May 22, 2011

Donkey slap

When a male slaps a female round the face causing bad bruiseing and pain. Then he cums all over her face.

Omg Jessica, brad just donkey slapped me babe.

by Donkey slapper 89 March 05, 2018

National slap the next person you see day

November 24

Hey Joe guess what day it is. What day? National slap the next person you see day *slaps*

by Dani sa November 24, 2020

somalian slap

When your partner is acting up in sex then get a lobster and smack it around there face and body that should turn them on and then after eat the lobster while slapping it with your partner

"Did you somalian slap that bitch"

by Andy grapes February 10, 2018

hotdog slap

when a guys penis hits a girl in the face

ow did you just hotdog slap me?

by teh bous May 19, 2016

Sweat Slap

The act of slapping something on a sweaty body to which it will stick.

“DJ just sweat slapped that uno card on his face and it sticks! It’s like has frog skin.”

by Kylos19 January 05, 2023

Nose Slap Ass Gap

When your wife is sleeping peacefully so you slide your arm around her and shove smelling salts in her face. You then use her horrified recoil to shove your dick up her ass.

My woman went to sleep on me after making promises earlier in the day. So I hit her with the Nose Slap Ass Gap.

by Mgatty April 19, 2023