Sneaker head

A person who is sexually attracted to sneakers. They buy shoe so they can stick there Dick in them. That's why you didn't win the raffle.

Person 1:"My fatass uncle john is a sneaker head!"
Person 2: " ewww wtf he has sex with shoes?!?!"
Person 1: "he fucked my Jordan 1s!."

by D1r2 October 8, 2021

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big head

has a big head who has sex with dogs, plays x box and has a HA-ROO bike lives with his/her, mom/dad, will never get a girlfriend in his life

that kid right there is a big head

by MRNEIL April 15, 2009

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small head

small head is a knickname given to people with inexplicably small craniums. they are often also called peanut head or pea head and look very amusing.

Hey small head! Why is your head so fucking small it makes me feel sick lookin at you.

by womoma April 16, 2005

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bean head

a tall person with a bean shaped head.

Usually found mimicking 'chavs' or smoking weed.

Also likes to chat up girls who are on their period.

not a nice person at all.

Dude! Did you see Bean Head!?

OMFGZ YEAH!

Sick as.

by Conor Mcdogbreath August 4, 2007

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coconut head

My grandson, Bricen, whose head looks like a fuzzy coconut.

His head is hard and fuzzy like a coconut.

by Pappy December 6, 2003

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(n.) engaging in oral sex while driving a water vehicle of some kind. Includes motorboats (inboard & outboard, of course), sailboats, jet skis, wave runners, small skiffs, rowboats, surfboards, and the occasional boogie board.

"Dude! My girlfriend just gave me the best wave head ever! We were flyin' down the lake and it was such a high!"

by Midd Kid Natalie April 20, 2006

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