Wonky fruit cake

An ugly gay person

"I swear that man is some wonky fruit cake"

by MartyMortyMelvin May 23, 2024

Pan caking

Pan caking is a sexual act that goes as follows.

One person starts out by laying flat on the ground with a second person standing above them the person standing above them begins to jerk off and when reaches the point of ejaculation lets it go all over the person lying on the ground then another person lays atop of the original person lying on the ground and then the person standing repeats the process, the more people you have the more can stack on top eachother like pancakes

"Dude i was at an orgy last night and we started pan caking, you should try it with us sometime."

by Tacodawg21 September 28, 2025

carrot cake walk

Something easy but boring as fuck

2020 gave us a shitty year but wall we had to do was stay at home and do nothing, it was a carrot cake walk.

by SumB January 27, 2021

Proper Cake

ciarrah’s ass

that girl has a nice butt but it’s not as good as proper cake

by propercake April 10, 2022

cold rice cake

When your hittin an Asian from behind while inhabiting an igloo

Me: Hey ken, I got me sum of dat cold rice cake.
ken: hittin that fo sho!

by ChampagneCulo August 3, 2017

Rubbing the old cake

When you have people coming over to visit and you want to ensure that they never visit again. Historically stems from people rubbing a slice of cake on the floor and dusty surfaces to ensure it tastes bad, leaving a 'bad taste' for the visitors.

Oh no, my family is coming over to visit. I guess we are going to be rubbing the old cake, again.

by tom-ed September 13, 2021

dafudge cakes

A non-swearing way to say Da Fuck?!
plus it sounds delicious

"...So then i said dafudge cakes is wrong with you?!"

by TheRealCatastrophy April 25, 2016