what if you sucked my nuts

a term originally coined by hakita (creator of ultrakill) during a discord converstation
used when someone's theory is stupid (hence the, "what if")

Hakita: "mankind is fucking dead"
wheet: "ultrakill may as well take place *during* the events of doom for all we know the chronological order of things make sense"
Hakita: "no survivors"
"0"
"all dead"
wheet: "but what if !!!!"
Hakita: "what if you sucked my nuts"

by IDEFINEDTHATIDIDTHAT March 25, 2025

Suck a Fag

To smoke a cigarette. Modern play on the phrase "Smoke a Fag". The term "Suck" refering to the inhalation of cigarette smoke.

Break time lads. Time to go suck a fag.

by MathwizzzEngineer October 18, 2022

Tpose Sucking

The act of performing a Tpose whilst simultaneously having your toes sucked.

"Don't worry my son, Tpose Sucking can be used to assert your dominance in any school environment"

by Dibba Nying Memes July 7, 2018

Sucks Orangies

the fuck you think it means???

"Bro that shit sucks orangies"

by McYum June 9, 2021

carnal dick suckings

A blowjob that makes you spit on a hoe’s while she demonically gawks

That nasty ass bitch had her long acrylics up my bootyhole while she continuously gave me some carnal dick suckings all nite. Shii man.

by HorndawgggAccent June 26, 2024

suck shack

An off grid hideaway to suck in peace doubling as an oasis just to simply be alone in.

Person 1: You be sucking him yet?
Person 2: Nah, but I be taking him up to the suck shack this weekend.

Person 1: I’m so fuckin sick of everyone’s shit.
Person 2: That’s why I never be leaving the suck shack.

by Jvw012 March 7, 2022

sucks to be you

HA HA my life is so much better than yours right now, im so glad that you have to live through being you HAHAHAHAHAHA

"I have a science test and math test to study for, plus a 700 word essay on the orgin of the word the"

"HAHA sucks to b u"

by Lizard June 14, 2004