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Chocolate Nip Cookies

The name given to cookies that are baked while being 100% topless.
Spiced up last night by making chocolate nip cookies with my significant other.
by Wet4Jesus April 5, 2018
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california chocolate cock

When you're doing anal and the receiver shits all over your cock
I was fuckin Martha last night and she gave me a "California chocolate cock"
by Tiantberry May 30, 2014
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chocolate octopus

Getting ruthlessly gang banged by 8 black guys in an unruling orgy
Brooke brown caught the chocolate octopus after leavkng the rave
by Pelvis powerranger January 8, 2018
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Chocolate Coffee

Akin to piss in taste. If you have every watched Bear Grills guzzle his on piss, you can now imagine how chocolate coffee tastes.
Friend: “Oh God, that man on TV is chugging piss from snake skin!”
You: “Still better than Chocolate Coffee”
by Number1 piss lover November 5, 2021
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chocolate pablo

When you force laxatives down your partners mouth while plugging her ass with your thumb and waiting for her to explode on your hand then you slap her across her face
I chocolate pablo visited my girlfriend last night that shits still on her face
by The professor 827 June 6, 2016
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Bacon chocolate

Also called Chocolate bacon, gods gifts to earth and almighty. It is What makes the world go round. Two of the best things on earth. Anyone who thinks otherwise is wrong and should only be forced to eat tofu for the rest of their lifeS
by I'mwatchingmonsterfish September 30, 2016
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