Navy water

To provide an inaccurate timeline; can be purposefully incorrect or widely perceived; can refer to providing wild guesses that are constantly disproven or backpedaled upon; may also refer to a complete lack of a timeline

Days Timmy has provided as projection completion dates: last Tuesday, yesterday, 4 weeks ago, a Sunday from a ways back, not done yet

All correct if Timmy was Navy watering—because Timmy didn’t know there was a project at all.

by Dinger S. Jackson December 9, 2021

Starbucks water

When a basic white girl gives a golden shower.

We were going at it and she jumped up and gave me some Starbucks water.

by Air handler December 9, 2021

Watering the toilette

When you need to clean up a stupid thing you made, that in the moment seemed normal, but after a second though you feel stupid, ashamed and very much laughable

where is he? he is watering the toilette for buying a banana holder

by McBucket December 10, 2021

cold water

something that is best when drank at 3am

person 1: *drinking cold water at 3am*

by [insert letter spam here] December 10, 2021

Water

Something that is not in Africa

There is no water in africa

by YourLocalDruggggDealer December 11, 2021

Piss Water

When your piss is so clear you do not know if it is straight water or piss.

Is fountain water piss water?

by The Fire Panda December 11, 2021

water

a substance that kills you when you put it in your dick

water is not good for you

by justing water December 14, 2021