Chocolate Paddlepop

When put your hand down your pants and starch around and inside your asshole so you can pull it out, to have a sniff and lick of your left overs down there.

My ass crack was real sweaty so I had a chocolate paddlepop to make sure it was okay down there.

by Herpetology February 10, 2019

Chocolate Churro

When a female shits in a mans mouth while he is eating her ass

Damn bro I ate Melissa out and she Chocolate Churro’d

by GloppinBoop September 10, 2021

chocolate milk women

(n) (choc)-(o)-(late) (milk) (wo-men)

A woman who loves black men who are tall

Chocolate Milk Women : A woman who loves black men who are tall

She is such a chocolate milk woman, she is always with jaquan, darius, or tyrone.

by Kyle697000 May 10, 2016

chocolate moose tracks

When you leave shit covered, mushroom stamps across a girls back after fucking her in the ass.

After pounding her ass, I left some chocolate moose tracks on that bitch's back.

by DarkSilver June 2, 2014

chocolate covered pretzel

A person being salty as a prezel, while still being sweet about it like the sweet chocolate covering the salty prezel.

She's so sweet and salty at the same time. She'said just like a chocolate covered pretzel.

by Chocolate Covered Pretzel April 17, 2017

Chocolate steak

Shit dick or a dick covered in feces after sex.

After Billy and I were done he asked if I wanted his chocolate steak, but I said it always leaves me a horrible after taste.

by MercMika May 27, 2017

Chocolate starfish

The grossest kink for the dirtiest of grizzlys, spread Eagle on the bed/all 4s tied to each post. Your mistress or prostitute then proceeds to shit on you until you are completely covered and then leaves you to rest in a pile of smothering, reeking excrement.

The kink-ridden yakky still had some chocolate starfish leftover behind his ear

by Richard Inchild September 22, 2021