Beanbag sunglasses 

Placing ones balls onto the eyes of a young lady

Lay her down and squat over her head. then lower your balls to her eye sockets = beanbag sunglasses

Beanbag sunglasses by packagedelivery September 30, 2011

Bean Jar 

Alternate name for the female gentalia.

''Dude, I totally put my Pork Sword in her Bean Jar...''

Bean Jar by PeeBen December 30, 2011

Bean Bag Fruit 

A moldy substance ( Usually white in color but can also be brown black or gray) found on either side of a mans testicles or under them. This usually smells a little like fish or sweat and will not go away until washed properly.

Dude I had some serious Bean bag fruits after not showering when we went camping.

Bean Bag Fruit by Bigwhite May 25, 2012

Bean is cold 

When a female is wearing a dress or skirt and her vagina and other private parts are cold.

girl 1: I can't believe you are wearing that skirt, it's going to get below freezing tonight.
girl 2: Tell me about it, my bean is cold!

Bean is cold by lovesdinosaurs28 November 10, 2012

Bean Throne 

A penis. The bean being the vagina, and the throne being the male genitalia.

"Lemme pop a squat on yo bean throne"

The happy trail led straight to his bean throne.

Bean Throne by pijjypooge April 4, 2013

beanage protrution 

When you are wearing a beanie and don't smoosh it down, so it looks as though you are wearing a dick on your head.

Person 1: wow, look at that kid's beanie!

Person 2: yeah, major beanage protrution!

beanage protrution by lynnjusty December 16, 2013

banshee vegetables 

Aja said it. As in Asian people. It's a sexual reference to shoving vegetables of varying size into the anal gland.

I begged her to give me the banshee vegetables.

banshee vegetables by NoClue February 16, 2014