Skip to main content

Urban Dictionary

Why did John commit suicide?
He was bullied on Urban Dictionary
by DaviWindows l;jaksdf October 15, 2019
mugGet the Urban Dictionarymug.

Urban Dictionary

A site that strays further from God every day.
Me: *Goes on Urban Dictionary to find definition of a word.*
Urban Dictionary: Shows me everything but the ACTUAL definition of the word.
Me: ...
mugGet the Urban Dictionarymug.

Urban Dictionary

noun: A situation that unexpectedly turns into an orgy where every bodily fluid is witnessed and sexual acts are performed as if the participants were playing sex dice and twister at the same time.

adj: unexpectedly and disturbingly sexual
noun:
Friend1: "Hey, sorry I couldn't make it to your movie night last night, how did it go?"
Friend2: "It was a real Urban Dictionary. I saw what I swear was santorum oozing from Jimmy's ass, but I couldn't tell because I got angry pirated before the previews even finished."

adj:
The biology class became increasingly Urban Dictionary as an orgy built up around the two kids who were munging with the pre-dissected fetal pigs.
by Chief O'Chuggabeer August 26, 2012
mugGet the Urban Dictionarymug.

Urban Dictionary

A pretty funny website that gives slang definitions of words, useful for finding out what words mean in real English.
I wonder what picture means....
*googles picture*
Formal dictionary: An impression of something formed from an account or description.
You: What the fuck is that supposed to mean
*Looks on urban dictionary*
"An image that's been taken form a camera and printed out or viewed digitally.
You: Ohh that makes sense.... somebody should rape that other gay dictionary
by Yo Mama 694201738 August 20, 2017
mugGet the Urban Dictionarymug.

Urban Dictionary

by Jekkkwk April 20, 2021
mugGet the Urban Dictionarymug.

Urban dictionary

A website that tells you everything you need to know about this world
Little brother: How do I get my teacher to give me a one hundred on the test

Older sister: Look up seduction in the urban dictionary
by Detective N August 19, 2019
mugGet the Urban dictionarymug.

Urban dictionary

A very sexist place.
Guy 1: *looks up boobs*
Girl 1: in stead of reading that read a proper book
Guy 1: but the definitions are so true
Girl 1: you sexist piece of shit the definitions say the best thing in the world all you guys do us use and tell us girls what we can and can't do then call us sluts but enjoy out sex then also do stuff like that urban dictionary is sexist people just write disrespectful things in fact it's not just towards girls it's men to but either way it has a lot of disrespectful things.
by innocet_definitions December 29, 2018
mugGet the Urban dictionarymug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email