Fish

A term used to discribe a situation you had/have no control over
Fuck It Shit Happens

"Did that really happen last night... fish"

by Bianca MiLov July 8, 2012

Fishing the squid

(Phrase)
1. the act of being extremely obnoxious particularly in an effort to waste one's time and resources.

2. Hoarding a shared resource without active concern to others use of it.

Why is it taking so long for him to get our food? Is he fishing the squid back there?

by R. Roll November 18, 2010

Fish stick

The name of a man's penis when it is dirty or smells

P1: Bro, You do have a fish stick rn?
P2: Idk bro

by Cactus Cartel May 18, 2020

Fishing

Looking for victims

Uk slang commonly found in drill songs

Bro! hop in the car and let's go fishing.

by Shoodhe May 21, 2019

MAC-Fishing/MAC-Fish

1.) A woman/man that applies makeup that is able to extremely alter their physical appearance so they appear more physically appealing than they actually are without makeup.

1.) My friend Kyle told me that he decided to take his date swimming for their 1st date to make sure she wasn't a MAC-Fishing/MAC-Fish underneath the pounds of makeup he seen she had applied to her face.

2.) Carlton was traumatized by Danielle after he woke up the next morning and walked pasted the mirror where she was standing. After seeing her face without makeup he thought to himself "I've got to get this woman away from me. She's MAC-Fishing/MAC-Fish. I will never get drunk and bring home another woman that wears MAC makeup or any makeup matter of factly."

by CourTahKnee April 28, 2023

Fish Agency

Fish Agency (fishy, fish) is a joke term for somebody with a bad sense of personal agency.
It was coined by discord user Cozolt as friendly banter and is most commonly used in sfw recreational hypnosis spaces.

'L fish' 'you have really fishy agency' 'you have the agency of a fish' 'L fish agency'

by Cozolt June 18, 2024

Fake Fishing

The act of pretending to fish to not look dumb in front of others. One does not need a fishing pole, bait, etc. to fake fish.

Friend 1:Dude I was at the river alone and I didn't want to look dumb in front of others so I started to fake fish and pretended I was reeling in a fish.

Friend 2 : Isnt that more dumb than being alone ?

Friend 1: no it's called fake fishing

by Carnitasburito June 18, 2018