Sex made possible by Alex Bilodeau winning Canada's first gold medal on home-soil (at the 2010 Olympics in Vancouver/Whistler).
Last night I met this girl who was just so excited about the gold medal that I picked-her-up and we had awesome Bilodeau sex.
by canadiansportscrank February 15, 2010
Get the Bilodeau sex mug.i'm at her house. I see her walk into the shower peeking through a small hole in the door, she starts taking off her clothes revealing her perfect tits. I couldent resist any longer I barge through as shes about to step in. Both of us full naked pull her to the bed. I shove my fully erect cock into her throbbing pussy. "OH MY GOD" "HARDER PLEASE" she yells. She then lets out a moan. I listen to her instructions and go harder. I pin her against the wall and start fucking her even harder. She yells in joy. "AH I'M GONNA CUM" She moans, I then fuck her harder. My cock was fully erect and rock hard and I get the strength to do one last final huge shove right into her tight throbbing pussy.
And that is my Sex Story
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by @theosus July 30, 2010
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