piss n shit

piss n shit is a combination of shit and piss OR a phrase used to describe your son’s dick.

gonna capture some piss n shit

by MagiYT November 20, 2021

monkey piss

basically heroin

yo homie you wanna do some monkey piss befor school

by mason hagen September 13, 2021

pissed the moint

What you succeeded in doing when you failed to understand local natives' warnings during a visit to Cols and went noisily/splashingly wading in a creek that is inhabited by fearsome-toothed red-colored anglerfish-like predators.

If you don't want your gravestone to read, "Missed the point --- pissed the moint", you should closely listen and comprehend what your intergalactic tour-guide tells you about the dangerous plants and animals on a particular planet or asteroid that you're planning on visiting.

by QuacksO October 23, 2019

piss knife

Something you bring to a gangbang in case two chicks want to get peed on at the same time that you set in front of your stream in order to drench two targets simultaneously. Preferably an ornate butterknife or family heirloom.

Dude, you see the piss knife I brought on Thursday? My grandpa passed it down to my uncle and he gave it to me when I was a kid.

by shoeze June 3, 2025

booger-piss

snot-like mucus that has been hanging/dripping for 6 - 17 seconds that boogers end up in the mucus and the snot MUST BE HANGING/DRIPPING

There's some onions on the counter the hooker you paid to fuck you makes you breakfast you see her do a line she forgets to wipe her nose chops the onions and your staring at the booger-piss from her nose

by nasal fuck May 13, 2011

Piss Dirty

Term used for when you have illict substance(s) in your system and in situation where as you are drug tested, you would not pass to say the least. Can also be expressed as saying "pissing dirty" which can be quite hysterical if used in question context in reference to another pass time activity as something fun to do with a little slang (not including proper verbage or grammar).

"He Joey, what's good?"
"Not a lot, just nervous about tonight. It's my last meeting and if they end up testing me, I'll piss dirty!"
"Oh, not good my man."
Second Example
"Hey my dude, what's up? You pissing dirty?"
"Hah, yeahh"

by Cracker Jack Vox February 4, 2017

Rusty piss

When you got diarrhea that is the consistency of piss and the colour of rust.

Dude sorry I couldnt come out last night my shit was like rusty piss

by Norfolk n Chance December 9, 2016