Mexican stomach

When you eat Mexican food and it causes a stomach ache.

Person 1: *Knocks on bathroom door.* Are you about done in there?
Person 2: I have a bad case of Mexican stomach, so it will take a while.

by Sans the Lucario July 9, 2018

Mexican Jew

Cartman's worst nightmare

imagine if cartman met a mexican jew?

by Some1 @ the internet May 16, 2022

Mexican Pizza

Mexican Pizza
When a Mexican or Latino man hits that pussy so hard and obliterates it to a pizza

Oh my god, yesterday JL hit my pussy so hard he turned it into a Mexican pizza

by "Queen S" June 28, 2018

Mexican Clapback

When you buy nacho cheese in bulk from Costco and give your self a nacho cheese enema. Then proceed to fart in your other half’s face whilst they eat the nacho cheese.

Last night we spent so much in Costa then he gave me a Mexican Clapback and I just couldn’t get the cheese out my hair.

by Mac89 April 22, 2024

Mexican

Tortilla, taco, burrito, senor, a las 3 am

Mexican tortilla porno

by SexHoundSmtih May 18, 2021

Mexican blindfold

When a girl is giving you a blowjob, you grab your nutsack and stretch your ball skin over her eyes.

Mike : Hey Joey how was your night?
Joey: Great I have a girl a Mexican blindfold !

by Dirrtylarry February 10, 2023

Mexican Sonogram

A sex act involving a man with pencil thin mustache and a stick of butter. After rubbing the stick of butter on a bloated woman’s stomach he will then finger her butthole.

Mark Mexican sonogrammed that bitch Kirstin last Tuesday.

by Bia, Lai July 9, 2022