I prefer warm water

Im hearing voices again
I wanna kill myself
I have the urge to cut myself

I prefer warm water :3

by Ipreferwarmwater :3 November 23, 2023

Water Bedlam

A prank where you put your friend out on a lake or any other body of water (includes swimming pools) whilst they're sleeping on an air mattress or any other buoyant thingy like a small boat. And the tide or wind causes them to go far.

We managed to set up the Dipping pitbefore april fools day,my bae and i decided to prank my brofo with the water bedlam.

We did and he looked like he was going to go full street fighter on us when he got out of the pit

by ErPhox05 September 9, 2024

water gunners

The act of two men and two women standing at a moderate distance. The two men then put their dicks in their women's vagina, release it, and try and ejaculate on the other man. The first man to get semen on themselves loses. It's a pretty slow game.

Hey man, you wanna play some water gunners?

by UrbanDictionaryDemoman August 9, 2016

give water to the horses

Going to pee

Person 1: where you going
Person 2: to give water to the horses

by skidiby August 19, 2024

Water boarding

When you pull out and cum on a girls face resulting in some getting up her nose.

Water boarding- the act of nutting up a girls nose after sex

by Lord darkseid September 25, 2022

Water(ing) Hole Politics

When the division and "hate" between two political figures, parties, countries, etc. is predominantly fabricated, and both parties/figures are on much better terms with each other than what they portray, all to benefit their own personal interests.

"Dude, did you see the picture of the Clinton's with Trump at his wedding? I thought they hated each other!"
"Bro, their hatred for each other is just some watering hole politic."

Water(ing) hole politics came to me in a fever dream. Derives from how animals were thought to put aside their prey/predator interactions when at a watering hole. This turned out to be a myth, just like how even the friendly banter of two political opponents which supposedly hate each other behind the scenes is likely fake too, as both candidates are acting nice to each other behind curtains for their own personal gain, and likely don't even like each other.

by Lolo Spaghetti November 10, 2020

Rob Water

When your raging alcoholic relative named Rob pours himself a glass that is 90% Vodka and 10% Water.

Ex:

"Whatcha got there Rob?"
"Some water."
"My God man, this is totally a glass of Vodka!"
"Didn't say it was all water."
"We'll just agree to call this Rob water."

by Derpy Leaf Horse July 27, 2019