old brown beard

While a guy is going down on a girl, and she sharts, turning his chin brown.

I was eating out this chick, and she gave me an old brown beard.

by E Dollar May 20, 2010

I’m Gonna Brown

The act of violently shitting your pants and/or the surfaces around you.

“I’m gonna brown”

“what?”

“IM SHITSING”

by ThePaintLicker December 2, 2021

Brown Spring Weekend

In the words of Brown University: Annual series of student-run events and programs to celebrate the near completion of the academic year.

otherwise known as a hot mess where everyone is extremely high or drunk and are going crazy.

Q: Were you on Wriston Quad during Brown Spring Weekend?
A: Yeah, that place was a mess, but Dave Binder was awesome!

by Brunonian December 21, 2010

dont frown on brown

Don't frown on brown. Don't shy away from anal sex. Give it a try and turn that frown upside down.

She mentioned that she "was too nervous to try anal sex." I then told her "don't frown on brown." She now enjoys having anal sex with me. Dont frown on Brown!

by Progie on the Island February 22, 2017

brown eyed squirrel

When someone is sucking on a man's testicles from behind and gets his/her face shit on.

Bro last night I gave a chick a brown eyed squirrel.

by DentWizard July 25, 2017

Sultan of Brown Eye

A man obsessed with assholes, and everything about them from poop to benoit balls to anal sex.

Man, that Sultan of Brown Eye is a sick fuck. After enjoying a Cleveland Steamer, he gave her a rim job, shoved some benoit balls up her ass, and afterward they had anal sex. She finished him off by giving him a Rusty Trombone.

by sportznut3081 December 18, 2010

Hire Mike Brown

To take a dump. Defined by ESPN's Bill Simmons Page 2 column in reference to Mike Brown's poor coaching ability in Cleveland.

Those nachos are not sitting well with me. I'm gonna go hire Mike Brown. I'll be back in a bit.

by Pseudo Decathalon June 19, 2010