"Wish in one hand, shit in the other. See which one gets filled first." When a person wants the impossible.
Joe: We need world peace. Can't we just all get along?
Tom: Well Joe, Wish in one hand, shit in the other.
Tom: Well Joe, Wish in one hand, shit in the other.
by ebensteben April 27, 2008
Get the Wish in one hand, shit in the other.mug. Someone that is such an annoying drunk that you force yourself to leave the room to keep from beating thier face in.
Person One: Hey dude, that guys such a hand slutting fuck slapper.
Person Two: Ya I think we should leave before we get in to trouble.
Person Two: Ya I think we should leave before we get in to trouble.
by Cameron P March 13, 2004
Get the hand slutting fuck slappermug. When two people are so deeply in love they just want to hold hands and dont overly sexualise their partner
by Real romantic November 16, 2016
Get the I want to hold your handmug. When playing Call of Duty - Warzone, a team based FPS, it's obvious that to achieve the best results you must stay with your team. Often times, there is usually one individual on the team, a wildcard, that decides they don't want to stay with the team and goes off by themselves. Once they enter a 1v4 situation and die, they often experience extreme rage. In response to this emotional rage, you may hear a response such as "fucking rat pussies". This anger is elevated when the enemy squad of 4 is together, like the game was intended to be played. With the anger rapidly increasing inside of this persons mind, body, and spirit, a second and highest level of rage may occur in which the verbal response may sound something like, fucking rat pussies holding hands". After the initial onset of rage, this is generally followed by the person "rage quitting" or screaming to his squad, "back out". Often times this is followed up with "this game sucks" or "I'm so done with this game". The reality is they never are truly done with this game and we will generally see them the following day. They come back for more pain, they feed on the emotional rage.
Oh my god, these fucking rat pussies. Look at them, they are holding hands. Fucking rat pussies holding hands. I'm so done with this piece of shit game, I'm so done, fuck this, back out boys, back out.
by 1v1meupussay September 1, 2022
Get the Rat Pussies Holding Handsmug. Taking off your boxers after a journey that involves mild to scorching temperatures that induce the sweat glands around the human asshole to rage uncontrollably..... and then putting them back on.
Awwww man! We shouldn't have played ping pong before going in the pool. Now I have to walk around with Second Hand Swamp Ass.
by Bill Brohiem July 25, 2011
Get the Second Hand Swamp Assmug. If you say you have (got) to hand it to someone you mean that they have been very successful or skilful.
Wow, it actually worked. I've got to hand it to you, buddy whatever you're putting down, she is picking up.
by Zeantor December 12, 2018
Get the I've got to hand it to youmug. by Joshua Cribbits February 20, 2011
Get the Hand Flinging Flaming Cobramug.