A man who's zest is beyond comprehension, the way they walk, talk and socialize is FULL zest, I'm talking gay, homosexual and gaybo acts that only some people will be able to achieve in their lifetime. A zest king thrives through the torment and pain of others. Zest kings tend to be found in sports like rowing and being a school captain or teacher. If they are given the opportunity they would "help a homie out" and give said homie the most life-changing, lubricated, soul-taking (with no teeth ofc xx) gawk gawk 3000 free of charge, in fact, after the deed, a zest king would thank them for their time and hand them their business card for later transactions.
by jamal denquivius III May 15, 2023
Get the Zest Kingmug. People say they could beat the Warriors, but the Warriors and their fans still don't really think they could beat the Warriors yet, since it hasn't happened.
The Sacramento Kings are a good team, but the Warriors still don't think they're as good as the Warriors.
by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023
Get the Sacramento Kingsmug. This name is given to only the most absolute units in all of the lands, if you see someone with this name you should turn the other way before he terminates your very being
by Dr. N. eg. Ro November 18, 2018
Get the James fightme Kingmug. 
1. (Celtic) - also long form of ancient Germanic Tribal name Kurt meaning "the strong and brave." Also short form of "Conrad."
Four thousand years ago Kurt was a common name in the land of Britain, Ireland, Wales and Scotland. In the modern era Kurtis King is more likely to be found.
by yomankurt February 3, 2010
Get the Kurtis Kingmug. A dude on the internet.
by anon224 November 3, 2021
Get the King Watermug. Someone who is actually normal and lets it crust after dropping a deuce. Basicallly, they NEVER wipe. sure it starts to itch and it builds up over time, leaving stains on your u derweat, but thats just proof that you're a crust king.
by BigMamaBS July 24, 2025
Get the Crust kingmug.