ñema head

someone whose head looks like the tip of a male penis. (usually a bald male)

Kevin Garnett is a perfect example of a ñema head.
Oye Milton, move your ñema head i can't see the game.

by Melvis Feliz August 4, 2006

Puppy Head

A really bad hairpiece, wig or transplant job. Frequently found in New Jersey Diners, truck stops and local weather men.
Opposite of "Hair Shirt" which is where hair goes when it leaves the head.

Did you see the local forecast? That dude had a major case of puppy head.

by Michael Mancini January 15, 2008

trail head

giving head along the Oregon Trail to your partner as they ford the river.

You can only ride in my wagon if you give me trail head the whole way to Oregon.

by WB's January 9, 2009

back head humper

A term commonly used when playing Left4Dead 2. It referrs to the special infected Jockey due to its ability to jump on the back of one's head and drive them into danger.

BACK HEAD HUMPER, BACK HEAD HUMPER, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!!!

by Jakitup January 22, 2011

Candy Head

noun or verb; The act of giving oral sex with a mouth full of candy. This expression was first epitomized by MC Chris in his rap song, "I want Candy".

Example 1.
Dude #1 ~Say Bro, Jane totally had a mouth full of dark chocolate swirling around in her mouth while she sucked my creamsickle.

Dude #2 ~Yeh dude, she hooked you up on some of that candy head, you lucky bastard.

Example 2.
Dude #1 ~That bitch had some damn peppermints in her mouth when she sucked me off! Felt like goddam broken glass.

Dude #2 ~Yeh bro, she's a total candy head.

by fknugly March 6, 2012

cement head

a condition felt upon arising (from being horizontal to vertical) in which your head feels like it is full of cement

caused by gastro-esphogial-reflux-disorder (GERD)-when the mist of refluxed stomach acids reach the sinus cavity thereby generating an excess of mucus to expel the foreign substance

Suzanne was tired of waking up every morning with cement head. She went to her doctor to learn why and he said that the condition is a result of GERD. He gave her a scrip for Nexium and the cement head went away.

by WordPak Revisited January 1, 2012

Melon Head

Someone with a head proportionately larger than their body, usually quite noticable.

Even at great distances,due to freak circumstances at birth,champion Gazelle Boxer Chris Butterworth of Pudsey near Leeds could easily be defined as a Melon Head. Amazingley, he has led an almost normal life so far.

by Molech March 30, 2013