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Facebloomed

Named after David C. Bloom, a person in social media groups who, when asked a serious question, has a tendency to respond with insults, snide comments, and other non-answers. May also incorrectly call you a troll.
You totally just got Facebloomed by that guy!
by nomdeplumepseudonym June 6, 2021
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Facebike

A vehicle bought and sold repeatedly over a short period via Facebook marketplace, usually with short MOT and no paperwork
That Vauxhall Corsa I sold, has turned into a Facebike
by AdmiralAlcatraz August 19, 2021
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Faceblinked

When you blink in a photo, or emoticon
Cheese! '³ oh no! I faceblinked!
by Hdew12354 November 15, 2025
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