Dirty Capsicum

The act of defecating in ones armpit, and then fucking the said armpit.

Dobbo: "I really need to take a shit but I don't know if I can make it to the toilet!"
Mug: "Just dirty capsicum me!! - We haven't had sex in the last five minutes anyway!"

by Kezerous May 16, 2016

Dirty Carlo

The act of sneaking into the orca inclosure at sea world and beating your meat while also pleasuring the orcas until both you and the orca sporadically orgasm at the same time causing the Rapture setting of the plot for This is The End by Seth Rogen.

Oh shit, I accidentally did a Dirty Carlo on Wednesday and now the world is over.

by Miwo July 27, 2023

Dirty Victoria

A wotsit/Cheeto In between the toes.

Look out she’s got a dirty Victoria

by Rachelcollins July 6, 2021

Dirty Kirwin

When your dick has gone weeks without being properly washed, it begins to glow a bright orange color, resembling a carrot. Except it's not a carrot, its your dick, so it's a Dirty Kirwin

"Dude check this out..."
"BRO WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU SHOWING ME YOUR DICK?? WHY IS IT ORANGE??"
"I haven't washed this thing in weeks I'm full Dirty Kirwin!"
"BETTER COVER THAT SHIT UP BEFORE BUGS BUNNY'S TRYNA SNACK"

by THEGOGNAHT February 9, 2015

Dirty Dunkin'

Consists of taking a shit on the floor just beside the toilet. The name refers to the act of dunking (basketball), yet in the case of a "dirty dunkin'", it really needs to be performed outside of the "rim," which makes the name ironic; otherwise it doesn't qualify as a dirty dunkin'. The name also refers to the first known dirty dunkin'*. While recommended being performed in a public area, it could be, theoretically, be done inside a private property.

*The first known dirty dunkin' took place inside a Dunkin' Donuts, in the small american city of Campton (NH).

Joe Lacrass did a dirty dunkin' in the men's locker room (again)!

by Disco Gringo May 9, 2022

Dirty Tio

A group of 5 homies (including you) decide to become homiesexuals bu sucking each other’s dicks and then jerking off each other and ejaculating into each other’s hands and then throw it into the ceiling fan to make it “snow”, but later notice how much you like it and start doing it more often with them and realize you are gay and later (optionally) do a gay orgy

Homie 1: Daaaaamnnn guys, that dirty tio I did last week with you guys was so great. I think we should throw a gay orgy

Homie 2: yeah, I’ll invite the others and tell them to bring their other friends

Homie 1: sure

by FürVaterDeutschland!! July 11, 2022

Dirty Courtney

The act where another woman is so obsessed with your man, that she will suck your pussy cum off his dick because she is a stage 5 clinger

Isn't that Dirty Courtney over there by your mans crotch?

by Macktruckk April 10, 2022