The Butter Dilemma

The issue when you butter one piece of toast and the butter melts but when you proceed to the second piece it has cooled leaving you with a brick of butter

Tommy was sad due to the butter dilemma, now this will haunt him all day

by Switch Mane September 21, 2020

peanut butter push

When you put peanut butter on your dick and push your dogs head on it to lick it off

I just used the peanut butter push and it felt great!

by I fucked 6 men August 10, 2017

Penis Butter Jelly Time

Ok I'll be honest. This phrase doesn't exactly have a meaning yet, but with the power of the internet we can keep on saying it randomly whenever we feel like it and it will eventually catch on and have a meaning of it's own.

It's Penis Butter Jelly Time, Bitch.

Normie: Hey John, what time is it?
Based: It's Penis Butter Jelly Time, Bitch.

by AnonymousPsycho1000 May 13, 2025

butter chick

when you like eating another girls ass

woman 1:mmmmm that ass is good
woman 2: so you are a butter chick then?

by NaInGtGeEaR October 1, 2021

butter bam

When you use butter as lube during sexual intercourse

M friend Grace got a butter bam by my brother

by Äpples Guy December 26, 2018

butteritis

When your body becomes filled with butter instead of blood. And when you bake yourself you become a whole biscuit.

Woah do you see Billy over there I heard he has butteritis.

by Blackbutter February 19, 2019

butter the spatula

Take out the trash. Comes from the Italian phrase buttare la spazzatura meaning to take out the trash.

Lee always bitches when I don’t butter the spatula, but she does it anyway.

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 11, 2022