Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?"
Ethan: "Hila, wudduyou just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a Good Morning and God Bless! I need another 20 minutes at least!"

by mrcoper May 22, 2018

Toasty God

A legendary toasty created by Claudia, not Caleb.

“Hey, wanna go get a toasty?” “Yes but only made by a toasty god..... Claudia??!!”

by Cloddle June 10, 2019

Give unto God what is God's

Well, if I was using your logic I would say "God's not doing what I want and said a thing I don't like so it gets no credit for anything"

Hym "But I'm not going to use your logic... Because I'm a genius and mine is better. So, I'll give unto God what is God's and give it credit for doing what you claim it did 'creating an inferior race of beings to have it's way with for eternity' and 'murdering everyone with space time and monsters and bugs.' There! I gave it the credit it deserves! "

by Hym Iam March 10, 2024

I once saw the face of God

A poem meme that evokes strong feelings of dorcelessness.

I once saw the face of God. A vast and sudden silence among the noisy heavens.

That evening I dreamt I listened to one side of a conversation I should not have overheard.

I do not watch the stars any more.

I do not look up.

by ComputerWorld March 29, 2024

God water

Is being better then being cracked and a god at a game

My friend:BRO UR SO GOD WATER

:Me Thx

by Purplegod100 July 17, 2021

Speak to the gods

What people say when they want you to take something up with the gods or as a comeback

Trevor: “You cant go swimming here this is private property“ stRanger: “don’t talk to me SPEAK TO THE GODS”

by Blah blah May 3, 2021

Fatty God

Overlord of all fatties; ruler of all who are big, as well as loud, obnoxious, and annoying.

Man, Patty is such a Fatty God when they're around.

by Gili December 26, 2007