Because that isn’t literally what the Bible does....
Hym “If man can’t literally speak with God, how is the Bible/All religious text not putting words in God’s mouth? (Which is something you accused me of doing) I don’t know, give my thing a couple of thousand years... We’ll see what happens...
by Hym Iam November 27, 2022
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Resin God

The ability to always be able to scrape resin out of peices and use it. Regardless of peice shape or size. This ability is only known to be bestowed onto Keynen, The Resin God.
Dude, Keynen is a fucking Resin God!
by ggndag2000 January 08, 2021
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Said every fucking white girl in America who thinks she's cool, mystique, and spiritual because she knows about obsolete astrology concepts and just told you this because you did some minor stupid shit and Capricorn happens to be your sign. The application may vary depending on the victim's corresponding zodiac sign.
You, a Capricorn: "Hey guys I'll be right back, I gotta clean up some glass from a vase I knocked over."

That one fucking bitch at the party: "Oh my god, you are such a Capricorn"
by ThePopSmoke(whoisdead) January 19, 2021
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God church

Some stupid ass lyrics that Jake Paul wrote for his song "it's everyday bro" because he needed something that rhymes with "merch". Also my boy Pewdiepie did a reaction on it it's hilarious go have a look boyssssssssss.
"And I just dropped off some new merch, and it's selling like a god church."
by PariD123 August 25, 2018
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God church

Jake paul uses this shit in is stupid song and it doesnt make sense and he uses it like this and i just dropped some new merch and its selling like a god church
by Dabmaster321 November 24, 2017
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God Church

god church refers to when something is literal or very good
I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church
by kendiK April 16, 2019
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