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rolling pearl harbors

When a series of catastrophic events strike at one's life mercilessly, relentlessly, and leave one with kamikaze impulses.
Billy was so fuckin blown away by the ill fortune that came his away suddenly -- verily, it was like rolling pearl harbors -- that we huddled and pitied the next relationship he got into. She would pay, whoever she was -- and pay.
by barleycorn July 22, 2022
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Biryanis and Rolls

A cloud kitchen that serves the best biryanis and rolls in Tura and not only that but a wide variety of scrumptious dishes you name it! Once you try them, you're bound to order again and again, it's sooooo good! Slurpppppppp!
It's biryanis and rolls kinda day!
by Foodiegurl November 24, 2021
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Salted nut roll

When your girlfriend gives you head after she’s been eating peanuts all day and let’s you fuck her in the ass and finishes you off by sucking you off
My girfriend got a salted nut roll after the game last nite. She ate two rounds of roasted peanuts we ended the evening on a rough note.
by Windawhoa March 11, 2023
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dutch fudge roll

the sexual act in which one partner defecates on the others chest and then pulls the bed sheets over their head.
since i gave jackie a dutch fudge roll i can't look her in the eye.
by big shark September 6, 2010
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The Funny Roll

The funny roll is a practical joke enacted at wakes and funerals (hence the name). To perform a funny roll, one must tip over the casket in a way that leaves one’s dearly beloved’s corpse rolling down the aisle. Don’t worry, it’s a funny roll, everyone will laugh!
“Look mom!! Grandma’s doing the funny roll!”

“This ungrateful bitch never supported my stand up career while she was alive. Time to show everyone just how hilarious I am. Time for the funny roll.”
by dannyjerks December 14, 2020
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happy sausage roll

When your so happy you sausage roll stands up.
by Raman Packets November 21, 2019
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Toilet Rolling

The act of measuring ones genitalia using a toilet paper roll
Dude 1: Hey dude what did you get up too after I left last night
Dude 2: My FWB asked for measurements so I was Toilet Rolling all night bro
by TheSkyGod September 19, 2017
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