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cake bread

slang coming from the battle rap community generally meaning to mess something up really bad but specifically to saying something incredibly stupid to the point of making zero to no sense especially while rapping.
Rapper 1 "bro spitting heat then studently stops and laughs"

Rapper 2 "i know you was about to cake bread bro don't lie"

Guy 1 "how did it picking up chicks at the bar go?"
Guy 2 " it was going really well but at the end i totally caked bread and blew it! i said i get a lot of ear wax in my right ear but not my left and i think its because of the moon cycle"
Guy 1 "what?
Guy 2 "exactly"
by toxic cowZ December 1, 2023
mugGet the cake breadmug.

Cake

You look lonely you need some cake
by Queen👸🏾 September 10, 2016
mugGet the Cakemug.

German Cake

Defines the fact that after world war 2, Germany was divided into four military occupation zones by the Allied Forces — France in the southwest, Britain in the northwest, the United States in the south, and the Soviet Union in the east
Mom: ''Hey Chris, how was your day at school?''
Chris: ''We had a very interesting historic lesson today where the teacher told us about the German Cake and how it affected the germans every day!''
by SirMemesiusTheGreat June 14, 2018
mugGet the German Cakemug.

Mexican cake Pop

The Mexican cake pop is when you insert a stick into the hole of your wang. The female then proceeds to insert your stick strucken pene into her vagina. She then takes a shit as it is placed within her. It is then taken out and molded into a ball where you now have the cake for your cake pop within your partner. She then spits on the shit cake pop and begins to eat it, meanwhile you are still proceeding to smash your partner.
My sister and I had fun doing the Mexican cake pop last week.
by Acrim December 29, 2018
mugGet the Mexican cake Popmug.

Poo Cake

A poo cake is a butthole.
Boyfriend: let's try anal tonight, babe.
Girlfriend: you mean you wanna stick it in my poo cake?
Boyfriend: yeah, that too.
by Sallysuewho December 4, 2017
mugGet the Poo Cakemug.

Crab cakes

Restaurant slang for when someone spits in their food.
Hey Jenny. Someone just cussed me out for telling them we didn’t have any specials. I’m giving her crab cakes.
by peppyjoto April 9, 2021
mugGet the Crab cakesmug.

Rage Cake

The prepubescent video gaming pussy is a rage cake.
by BlackAssNiggerJew November 27, 2017
mugGet the Rage Cakemug.

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