tahitian vanilla bean

When a man or woman submerges a gallon container of vanilla ice cream in another woman's asshole while furiously stabbing their clitoris

Gilbert suggested the Tahitian Vanilla Bean to his naughty girlfriend, but she valued her tight bum, and did not want a loose asshole (see loose asshole for details)

by Owenthecockshucker November 5, 2013

Heavy beans

When something is really not ok

That drink is heavy beans

by Daviesollie May 14, 2022

gumpster bean

jude with gump

kate: ooo jude is gumpy
frankie: ooo yes hes the biggest gumpster bean

by anonymous April 6, 2024

bean kettle

a euphemism for the butthole and more deeply the anus. a warm, wet, and sometimes smelly place which can be stirred by a variety of implements and utensils.

Hey Joey P! Bend over and let me give that bean kettle a stir!

by CharmCityGats April 20, 2023

Beans

the little pink things on the bottom of cats paws

the little black things on the bottom of dogs paws

"I love the cute little Beans on my cats paws!"

by Spookpedia December 27, 2024

Salty Beans

Salty beans (informal, idiom)

He/Him - Salty Beans
She/Her/Lance Armstrong- Salty Bean.
They/Them - SRBs (Salty Refried Beans)

A feeling of intense, deep-seated irritation or annoyance that affects one profoundly, straight down to ones Genitalia. It describes something that is so irritating it makes you uncomfortable or bothered in such a way as to prevent one from successfully relieve stress by typical means of Masturbation or Edging.

"I swear to God That project has got to the point of being so damn Clown Shoes that is has given me Salty Beans."

by Mel Stoneman June 4, 2025

Cunt bean

(N.) Used to refer to a clitoris in the act of flicking, licking, or sucking

He was kinky and liked to flick her cunt bean.

by Ruecat February 18, 2024