New Mexican troubadour

Driver gives the passenger a blowjob starting in new Mexico, while passenger holds steering wheel. all while Blasting George strait and seeing if you can make it to Amarillo by morning.

Bro your mom gave me a New Mexican troubadour while you were asleep in the back seat. I didn’t even know she liked George straight.

by Buzzkill89 June 22, 2025

Mexican grille

putting a shopping cart over some type of open flame (like a camp fire) and using the grates as your grille

I don't have enough to buy a portable camping grille so we can just make a Mexican grille when we get there

by andboomgoesyourmomlastnight! July 17, 2011

mexican cuban sandwich

A sandwich that is eco-friendly because it does not come with any papers or napkins. This sandwich is mostly enjoyed by neck beard fudge packers.

Only losers get a mexican cuban sandwich.
Hey, do you know what absolutely sucks? A mexican cuban sandwich.

by pseudonym99! April 29, 2025

Mexican Christmas Tree

Marijuana plant.

Did you notice that Mexican Christmas Tree they had growing on their back patio?

by MikeInGrafton June 21, 2024

Mexican Jedi Shit

Some extremely crazy or weird shit

My dad got involved in some Mexican Jedi shit after his phone became useless and he was looking for some ways to fix it

by YuOfTheNight August 29, 2020

Mexican teacup

When a man stretches his scrotum and bevels it in so it creates a cup. Said cup is filled with a liquor of choice. Liquor is then dumped into the recipients mouth like a shot glass.

Alyssa was straight turnt last night. She was doing mad Mexican teacups!

by Sadameyez November 28, 2015

mexican jenga

Exactly what you think it should be

Mexican Jenga really tired me out last night!

by Joe Biden's Toaster July 6, 2024