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double-layered hypocrite

A person who is a hypocrite, whose methods are layered on top of one another to the point where it happens to condemn hypocrisy itself. In other words, a person condemns being a hypocrite whilst being one himself, therefore making him a double-layered hypocrite.
I am a double-layered hypocrite.
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double-decker couch

an idea so dumb or bad, nobody would think it could possibly be useful.

-Metalbeard (The Lego Movie)
-Did you hear about the marketing idea Joe pitched to the execs today?

-Yeah man....a complete double-decker couch. I feel embarrassed for him. We're not actually considering it, are we?
by UpBeatMe317 July 20, 2017
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double mix match

double mix match

when you and a friend are raw dogging a girl and you both creampie her at the same time. 9 months later her baby has traits with both you and your friend.
Dude, have you seen Jenny’s baby after we double mix matched her? It has my brown eyes and your blonde hair!
by Mikeal Cabute July 21, 2018
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Double Backflip Top

The leader of the girls lacrosse team. Plays offense and defense.
Helga plays lacrosse.

What position?

Double Backflip Top
by kennedy209 August 6, 2018
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double pepperoni pump

The act where a girl gives two guys a handjob at once.
Guy 1: Did you and Jerry have fun at Stephanie's house?
Guy 2: Yeah, she gave us a double pepperoni pump
by Plasmatiic September 26, 2018
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Double twist gangbang

It's when you get fucked by a cow and a male. But they fist your ass and move on your organs. then they make food on your female friend/Mom's tits.
Yo know remember how you did a Double twist gangbang on me the other day
Yes, Your mom looks hella tired still
by Lil Hill November 20, 2019
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double-cousin-pibling

Child of their grandparent’s full sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.
My double-cousin-pibling is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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