by Phil Johnson 47 December 05, 2020
I was about to get some fine ass pussy yesterday, and my boyfriend ended up bean blocking me. How lame?
by Clit-tits-and-bong-hits November 08, 2020
to bust a nut
by wmnke December 10, 2023
Anto bean rocks around edenmore with a pizza box and does your nan on the daily. Known for breaking into some fellas gaf, making a sambo and falling asleep on the couch like hes in goldilocks and the three bears. Also spray painted the back of the local centra and said "ye, that was me" to the garda. Locals claim they were scared to go to his gaf to deliver a postcard because he had a shotgun in the mailbox like a saw trap.
by TerribleTriangle03274581 December 17, 2023
Laurens: Do you think Nate will masterbate on that hotel balcony for a fiver
Emma: Sure he will, he's got steel beans
or
I can't believe Harold punched that massive bouncer - that lad's got steel beans for sure
Emma: Sure he will, he's got steel beans
or
I can't believe Harold punched that massive bouncer - that lad's got steel beans for sure
by notABluesSinger July 12, 2023
A euphemism for someone who is stoned to the point of being unable understand or answer basic questions.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.
Poor Chipotle employee: "Hello sir, can I take your order?"
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"
*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"
*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."
by sponky November 01, 2020