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Beans

the little pink things on the bottom of cats paws

the little black things on the bottom of dogs paws
"I love the cute little Beans on my cats paws!"
by Spookpedia December 27, 2024
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bean kettle

a euphemism for the butthole and more deeply the anus. a warm, wet, and sometimes smelly place which can be stirred by a variety of implements and utensils.
Hey Joey P! Bend over and let me give that bean kettle a stir!
by CharmCityGats April 20, 2023
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bean sprouts and tofu

Two of the very few foods in the world that are actually good for you.
While it is indeed true that bean sprouts and tofu are really yucky-tasting and never seem to fill you up, they are literally one of the few edibles on Earth that you can actually eat without guilt (or weight-gain!). There's a simple rule of thumb when choosing what foods to stuff yer face with --- if it TASTES GOOD, it's not GOOD FOR YOU... plain and simple. But you already knew that. Pass the burgers and fries, please!
by QuacksO September 5, 2019
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Bean Head

Sophie is a bean head for not unblocking me on Snapchat
by nick82 February 2, 2021
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tahitian vanilla bean

When a man or woman submerges a gallon container of vanilla ice cream in another woman's asshole while furiously stabbing their clitoris
Gilbert suggested the Tahitian Vanilla Bean to his naughty girlfriend, but she valued her tight bum, and did not want a loose asshole (see loose asshole for details)
by Owenthecockshucker November 5, 2013
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Cocoa bean

What a fat ass black woman will sometimes refer to as her clit
Last night Jalen was rubbing my cocoa bean so good my squirt hit the ceiling!”
by Quandavious69 August 24, 2025
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Bean

person 1- look at that little bean
person 2- awww so cute <3 >~<
by pseudo1234imcool January 5, 2020
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