Someone who cries a lot, which makes you feel so sad for them because they're so sweet and just need a hug. 🥺
Girl: (crying her eyes out)
Guy: awww, my big baby.
Girl: I need a hug so bad.
Guy: come here. I'm so sorry.
Guy: awww, my big baby.
Girl: I need a hug so bad.
Guy: come here. I'm so sorry.
by Suedinum August 3, 2022
Get the Big babymug. A person who is cursed with considerable clumsiness, accident prone, usually a condition diagnosed due to being born in the 4th month of the year. April.
Usually used as a weak excuse to cover up random acts of clumsiness however here is a little known fact:
In 1324, Sobotka the Surly accidentally dropped a mug of freshly boiled thyme tea over his fathers left toe, then after being reprimanded severly, he proceeded to shed ALL his tears in the corner of the room. A local unamed witch (who was earwigging audaciously) defined this as:
'A very strange moment'
Usually used as a weak excuse to cover up random acts of clumsiness however here is a little known fact:
In 1324, Sobotka the Surly accidentally dropped a mug of freshly boiled thyme tea over his fathers left toe, then after being reprimanded severly, he proceeded to shed ALL his tears in the corner of the room. A local unamed witch (who was earwigging audaciously) defined this as:
'A very strange moment'
1. Bloody hell Will just spilt his beer on kats phone again
Fucks sake, I heard her insurance just ran out aswell , I really wish he was born in May
2.Jesus Mags, thats a fricken big bruise
Yeah I know I walked into a table
3. Kat you know you just dropped your wine!
Did I?
Yes...look!
Bugger me...I did!
Il help you clean it up if you like?
Nah its no biggie, Its just my April Baby syndrome innit
Fucks sake, I heard her insurance just ran out aswell , I really wish he was born in May
2.Jesus Mags, thats a fricken big bruise
Yeah I know I walked into a table
3. Kat you know you just dropped your wine!
Did I?
Yes...look!
Bugger me...I did!
Il help you clean it up if you like?
Nah its no biggie, Its just my April Baby syndrome innit
by eye_can_see_you August 17, 2017
Get the April Babymug. When you've been at it with your girl and you hit the 15 minute mark, and you're just tired as fuck and your thrusts begin to diminish to the distance of a baby step.
by (( (gyfgdfdf October 28, 2019
Get the Baby Stepsmug. by George Bloody Clooney May 16, 2016
Get the Baby Gravymug. "Baby shart do do do do do baby shart do do do do do do baby shart do do do do do baby shart." 🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵🎵
by UltimateDoge May 9, 2021
Get the Baby shartmug. Someone who’s quite ugly, or who has a flat face, due to backshots flattening or disfiguring it. The child comes out ugly because its a more aggressive and animal like position.
Bob: Damn dude he’s ugly as fuck, parents must be too.
John: Nah man his parents are fine, he’s just a backshot baby.
John: Nah man his parents are fine, he’s just a backshot baby.
by Jęsus October 11, 2023
Get the Backshot Babymug. It doesn't matter if he fucks me up in the ass, I'm gonna let it all run out and make me a backwash baby
by Dr MDrr November 30, 2016
Get the backwash babymug.